Sunday, October 01, 2006

Congressman Mark Foley's Sexually Explicit Instant Messages

Congressman Foley (7:46:33 PM): did any girl give you a hand job this weekend

Page (7:46:38 PM): lol no

Page (7:46:40 PM): im single right now

Page (7:46:57 PM): my last gf and i broke up a few weeks ago

Congressman Foley (7:47:11 PM): are you

Congressman Foley (7:47:11 PM): good so your getting horny

Page (7:47:29 PM): lol…a bit

Congressman Foley (7:48:00 PM): did you spank it this weekend yourself

Page (7:48:04 PM): no

Page (7:48:16 PM): been too tired and too busy

Congressman Foley (7:48:33 PM): wow…

Congressman Foley (7:48:34 PM): i am never too busy haha

Page (7:48:51 PM): haha

Congressman Foley (7:50:02 PM): or tired..helps me sleep

Page (7:50:15 PM): thats true

Page (7:50:36 PM): havent been having a problem with sleep though.. i just walk in the door and collapse well at least this weekend

Congressman Foley (7:50:56 PM): i am sure

Page (7:50:57 PM): i dont do it very often normally though

Congressman Foley (7:51:11 PM): why not

Congressman Foley (7:51:22 PM): at your age seems like it would be daily

Page (7:51:57 PM): not me

Page (7:52:01 PM): im not a horn dog

Page (7:52:07 PM): maybe 2 or 3 times a week

Congressman Foley (7:52:20 PM): thats a good number

Congressman Foley (7:52:27 PM): in the shower

Page (7:52:36 PM): actually usually i dont do it in the shower

Page (7:52:42 PM): just cause i shower in the morning

Page (7:52:47 PM): and quickly

Congressman Foley (7:52:50 PM): in the bed

Page (7:52:59 PM): i get up at 530 and am outta the house by 610

Page (7:53:03 PM): eh ya

Congressman Foley (7:53:24 PM): on your back

Page (7:53:30 PM): no face down

Congressman Foley (7:53:32 PM): love details

Page (7:53:34 PM): lol

Page (7:53:36 PM): i see that

Page (7:53:37 PM): lol

Congressman Foley (7:53:39 PM): really

Congressman Foley (7:53:54 PM): do you really do it face down

Page (7:54:03 PM): ya

Congressman Foley (7:54:13 PM): kneeling

Page (7:54:31 PM): well i dont use my hand…i use the bed itself

Congressman Foley (7:54:31 PM): where do you unload it

Page (7:54:36 PM): towel

Congressman Foley (7:54:43 PM): really

Congressman Foley (7:55:02 PM): completely naked?

Page (7:55:12 PM): well ya

Congressman Foley (7:55:21 PM): very nice

Page (7:55:24 PM): lol

Congressman Foley (7:55:51 PM): cute butt bouncing in the air

Page (7:56:00 PM): haha

Page (7:56:05 PM): well ive never watched myself

Page (7:56:08 PM): but ya i guess

Congressman Foley (7:56:18 PM): i am sure not

Congressman Foley (7:56:22 PM): hmmm

Congressman Foley (7:56:30 PM): great visual

Congressman Foley (7:56:39 PM): i may try that

Page (7:56:43 PM): it works

Congressman Foley (7:56:51 PM): hmm

Congressman Foley (7:56:57 PM): sound interesting

Congressman Foley (7:57:05 PM): i always use lotion and the hand

Congressman Foley (7:57:10 PM): but who knows

Page (7:57:24 PM): i dont use lotion…takes too much time to clean up

Page (7:57:37 PM): with a towel you can just wipe off….and go

Congressman Foley (7:57:38 PM): lol

Congressman Foley (7:57:45 PM): where do you throw the towel

Page (7:57:48 PM): but you cant work it too hard….or its not good

Page (7:57:51 PM): in the laundry

Congressman Foley (7:58:16 PM): just kinda slow rubbing

Page (7:58:23 PM): ya….

Page (7:58:32 PM): or youll rub yourself raw

Congressman Foley (7:58:37 PM): well I have a totally stiff wood now

Page (7:58:40 PM): cause the towel isnt very soft

Congressman Foley (7:58:44 PM): i bet..that would hurt

Page (7:58:50 PM): but you can find something softer than a towel i guess

Congressman Foley (7:58:59 PM): but it must feel great spirting on the towel

Page (7:59:06 PM): ya

Congressman Foley (7:59:29 PM): wow

Congressman Foley (7:59:48 PM): is your little guy limp…or growing

Page (7:59:54 PM): eh growing

Congressman Foley (8:00:00 PM): hmm

Congressman Foley (8:00:12 PM): so you got a stiff one now

Page (8:00:19 PM): not that fast

Page (8:00:20 PM): hey

Page (8:00:32 PM): so you have a fetich

Congressman Foley (8:00:32 PM): hey what

Page (8:00:40 PM): fetish**

Congressman Foley (8:00:43 PM): like

Congressman Foley (8:00:53 PM): i like steamroom

Congressman Foley (8:01:04 PM): whats yours

Page (8:01:09 PM): its kinda weird

Page (8:01:14 PM): lol

Congressman Foley (8:01:21 PM): i am hard as a rock..so tell me when your reaches rock

Page (8:01:23 PM): i have a cast fetish

Congressman Foley (8:01:27 PM): well tell me

Congressman Foley (8:01:32 PM): cast

Page (8:01:44 PM): ya like…plaster cast

Congressman Foley (8:01:49 PM): ok..so what happens

Congressman Foley (8:01:58 PM): how does that turn you on

Page (8:02:02 PM): i dont know

Page (8:02:04 PM): it just does

Page (8:02:08 PM): ive never had one

Page (8:02:16 PM): but people that have them turn me on

Page (8:02:27 PM): and if i had one it would probably turn me on

Page (8:02:29 PM): beats me

Page (8:02:32 PM): its kinda weird

Page (8:02:50 PM): but along with that i like the whole catholic girl look….thats our schools uniform

Congressman Foley (8:03:02 PM): ha thats wild

Page (8:03:14 PM): ya but now im hard

Congressman Foley (8:03:32 PM): me 2

Congressman Foley (8:03:42 PM): cast got you going

Congressman Foley (8:03:47 PM): what you wearing

Page (8:04:04 PM): normal clothes

Page (8:04:09 PM): tshirt and shorts

Congressman Foley (8:04:17 PM): um so a big bulge

Page (8:04:35 PM): ya

Congressman Foley (8:04:45 PM): um

Congressman Foley (8:04:58 PM): love to slip them off of you

Page (8:05:08 PM): haha

Congressman Foley (8:05:53 PM): and gram the one eyed snake

Congressman Foley (8:06:13 PM): grab

Page (8:06:53 PM): not tonight…dont get too excited

Congressman Foley (8:07:12 PM): well your hard

Page (8:07:45 PM): that is true

Congressman Foley (8:08:03 PM): and a little horny

Page (8:08:11 PM): and also tru

Congressman Foley (8:08:31 PM): get a ruler and measure it for me

Page (8:08:38 PM): ive already told you that

Congressman Foley (8:08:47 PM): tell me again

Page (8:08:49 PM): 7 and 1/2

Congressman Foley (8:09:04 PM): ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Congressman Foley (8:09:08 PM): beautiful

Page (8:09:38 PM): lol

Congressman Foley (8:09:44 PM): thats a great size

Page (8:10:00 PM): thank you

Congressman Foley (8:10:22 PM): still stiff

Page (8:10:28 PM): ya

Congressman Foley (8:10:40 PM): take it out

Page (8:10:54 PM): brb…my mom is yelling

Congressman Foley (8:11:06 PM): ok

Page (8:14:02 PM): back

Congressman Foley (8:14:37 PM): cool hope she didnt see any thing

Page (8:14:54 PM): no no

Page (8:14:59 PM): she is computer dumb though

Page (8:15:01 PM): it makes me so mad

Congressman Foley (8:15:04 PM): good

Congressman Foley (8:15:08 PM): haha

Congressman Foley (8:15:11 PM): why

Page (8:15:23 PM): cause she cant do anything

Congressman Foley (8:15:31 PM): oh well

Page (8:15:41 PM): she couldnt figure out how to download a file from an email and open it

Congressman Foley (8:15:53 PM): haha

Page (8:16:14 PM): and she only does it like a million times a day

Page (8:16:16 PM): oh well

Page (8:16:18 PM): whatever

Page (8:16:53 PM): well i better go finish my hw…i just found out from a friend that i have to finish reading and notating a book for AP english