Thursday, October 12, 2006

Another Pretty White Girl Missing!

Missing Vermont Women, Man Caught on Surveillance Video

Just in the nick of time--maybe--Fox News has found a distraction from real news: a pretty, white Vermont coed has been abducted.

Now that the tainted spinach scare has subsided (V For Vendetta, anyone?), the Foley Fallout situation demands a new and different diversion. It seems the right wing realizes it can't just give American voters the same kind of phony story over and over again--they must have a list of categories and a schedule for rotating them.