David Sedaris Online
My copy of coldbacon arrived yesterday from Amazon.com. David Sedaris has discovered the Internet, Google, and junk email. Of course the results are side-splitting. This is his copyright note:
All rights reserved. This book may not be reproduced, in whole or in part (except those wholes or parts I didn't write either), including illustrations (see previous), in any form (beyond that permitted by Section 107 and 108 of the US Copyright Law and except by reviews by the public press), without written permission from the author or unless you really feel compelled.
Really compelled, I give you page 5:
/feedback/somegirl1.html
From: somegirl1@yahoo.com
To: cold bacon
Date: saturday, september 9, 2000 1:47 am
Subject: your site
kicks ass.
:)
So, from this, it's obvious that she is beautiful. But not only is she beautiful, she's a genius, a genius art critic. She's already assimilated Barthelme, Calvino, Borges. She agrees with me that X is overrated, and she didn't even waste her time with Y, which she calls trite trash for the masses. She's seen all of Kubrick's films, including Paths of Glory and The Killing. She's even reserved judgment on Eyes Wide Shut. She knew they wouldn't give Radiohead best album this year but still was allowing the tiniest ray of hope. She knows good food, but can go for long stretches without it. Oh, and she enjoys sex---a lot. And she knows it's not a good idea, but she's already fallen in love with me. Obviously her name means this and could mean nothing but this.
All rights reserved. This book may not be reproduced, in whole or in part (except those wholes or parts I didn't write either), including illustrations (see previous), in any form (beyond that permitted by Section 107 and 108 of the US Copyright Law and except by reviews by the public press), without written permission from the author or unless you really feel compelled.
Really compelled, I give you page 5:
/feedback/somegirl1.html
From: somegirl1@yahoo.com
To: cold bacon
Date: saturday, september 9, 2000 1:47 am
Subject: your site
kicks ass.
:)
So, from this, it's obvious that she is beautiful. But not only is she beautiful, she's a genius, a genius art critic. She's already assimilated Barthelme, Calvino, Borges. She agrees with me that X is overrated, and she didn't even waste her time with Y, which she calls trite trash for the masses. She's seen all of Kubrick's films, including Paths of Glory and The Killing. She's even reserved judgment on Eyes Wide Shut. She knew they wouldn't give Radiohead best album this year but still was allowing the tiniest ray of hope. She knows good food, but can go for long stretches without it. Oh, and she enjoys sex---a lot. And she knows it's not a good idea, but she's already fallen in love with me. Obviously her name means this and could mean nothing but this.
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