Finicky, Finicky Women

To: Maureen Dowd
Subject: Courting the Finicky Women

Dear Ms. Dowd,

You fault Bush for being divorced from reality and Kerry for being married to it. What, exactly, do you want? (Howard Dean would have lost because he's short. Given a choice between dating a known criminal and a short man, most American women would choose the criminal. Sorry I can't give a reference to the study; I have to go to work and don't have time to look for it.)

The vast stupidity of the American electorate is a reality.