Inconsistency

It will be obvious to anybody with half a brain that tracking down my identity from what I've already written here would take less than a minute. I'm not worried, because doing that would require a completely unprecedented--and unlikely--interest in me. There are really only two dangers that I can see:

1) Losing my job and pension.
Highly unlikely, because most of the people I work with don't even know what a blog is. (Besides, my principal, the only person at the school capable of finding out, is hot for me.)

2) Getting killed by somebody hired by Donald Rumsfeld.
Equally unlikely, only because there's safety in numbers. There are just too many other people saying the same things...